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I think it’s time we formally introduce the eHarmony Blog muse. We want you all to meet maria, from fortcollins, Colorado.

Who’s maria?

maria’s name is always in small letters. She is most passionate about: “gosh, i love looking at magazines.” The three things she is most thankful for are: “jesus,” “my family” and “my friends.” Isn’t she adorable?

She always brings humour to a relationship. When asked, “Other than your parents, who has been the most influential person in your life and why?”, maria answered “cant think of any1 right now… omg, i didnt know this test is so looong. LOL.”

Little else is known about maria’s personality, since she didn’t see or answer the rest of 12 About Me questions. Gentlemen, she’s a mystery for you to explore.

Some personal information

• She is 29 years old, 5’7″ and white, but take note, she’s not hispanic.
• Under occupation, she writes: “retail store” (She works part-time as a retail store, don’t you get it?)
• She has no children but wishes to have children or adopt someday.
• She’s Catholic and has no preference on religion and ethnicity.
• She smokes rarely, drinks alcohol rarely but has no preference about this with matches. Where can you find an understanding woman like that?!
• She lives in 404 E Harmony Rd, Fort Collins, Colorado. You don’t believe us? Find it in this map. It’s near Warren Lake.

When did she register for eHarmony?

It was a memorable day: 1 April 2001. She saw the ad on TV while she was babysitting at someone’s house with an Internet terminal.

How to meet maria

• Unlike normal dating sites, eHarmony members cannot be searched or browsed. So, guys, there’s no way to meet her unless you live near Fort Collins and the eH system determines you two sweetums can make a great couple.
• In addition, she is rarely online and hasn’t checked her hotmail account for over two years. You know what happens to hotmail accounts you neglect, right?

“But I’ve been matched to her yesterday!”

Huh?! There must be something wrong. Oh wait, I know. That’s because her matches keep closing her out. Thus, her allowance of 10 matches is freed up and the system matches her to other guys again. Hey, that’s not the way to talk; Instead, you must be thankful that you’re receiving matches, because some people aren’t. Follow what Dr. Warren says: “Open your heart to your matches….”