From Mr. Phucked: Why are eHarmony girls ugly?

Mr. PhuckedFound this via Propeller.com:

Why are eHarmony girls ugly?

by Mr. Phucked
11/6/2007 9:30:00 PM

OK, I will admit it. I do some online dating. Why do I do it you might ask?
Is it because I’m a sad loser?
I have no game?
Hookers cost too much?

I figure the more sources the better!

Herein lies the problem. With increased sources of new dates comes increased risk.
What’s the risk? Ugly women!

How ugly are these women online?
Most would not look out of place on a farm with a machine attached to their nipples sucking milk out of them.

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Comments 6

  1. Shar wrote:

    He sounds like a real catch.

    Posted 22 May 2008 at 7:38 am
  2. Mary Riley wrote:

    I thought the men on E Harmony were shallow he just proved my point. I wonder how good looking he is. Most of the men on there look more like Ed Absner then George Clooney or Robert Redford. BTW Robert Redford married a woman who while attractive is not a knockout. Looks are everything. Mary

    Posted 07 Aug 2009 at 9:27 am
  3. Mary Riley wrote:

    I meant to say look are not everything. I won’t date the above if he was the last man standing. Mary

    Posted 07 Aug 2009 at 9:33 am
  4. Mary Riley wrote:

    I am a horrible typists. The above post should read “I meant to say looks are not everything.” And I wouldn’t date this man if he was the last man standing. There are worse things then being alone. Mary

    Posted 07 Aug 2009 at 9:23 pm
  5. Alexxx wrote:

    I totally agree with the poster, I am calling eharmony and getting my money back, Im not a totally knight and shining armor kind of guy, but sh*t the girls they matched me up with I would never even give the time of day to. I put attractive as the highest priority and I got girls that looked worse than my as**ole

    Posted 02 Feb 2011 at 9:36 pm
  6. Yeah I also agree, I think eharmony is a dating website for ugly people. But then this isn't a surprise is it considering how the website is constructed . Besides ugly people need loving too. wrote:

    Yeah I also agree, I think eharmony is a dating website for ugly people. Never seen so many in one play. I also want my money back. And to the woman above- if looks werent everything then eharmony wouldnt use gorgeous people in their adverts. But then this isn’t a surprise is it considering how the website is constructed . If they allowed you to browse the quality of the women before you sign up then they wouldn’t have any customers. Besides ugly people need loving too.

    Posted 03 Feb 2012 at 10:27 pm

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