Dave of Online Dating Insider spotted a job opening this morning for “Corporate Development Analyst” for Acquisitions at eHarmony. Instead of partnering with a real VC firm, Dave sees that they are looking for cheap labour, an unknown investment tire-kicker.
Because they’ll be hiring someone who comes from an investment bank or a private equity firm, he doubts the new hire would have the faintest clue about running and growing an online community — he or she will just look at dollar signs. Customers know if all you’re after is money and customer dissatisfaction spreads fast.
Here are the full details of the job opening:
Corporate Development Analyst
eHarmony, the internet’s leading online relationship service, is growing! The company is building a robust Corporate Development team to turbocharge its already double-digit organic growth via acquisitions in select vertical and horizontal markets. We are looking for a creative, strategic and organized analyst with 1 – 3 years experience who will become a major contributor to this effort. This high-profile role offers significant room to expand and grow within eHarmony, a profitable, fast-growing private company backed by Sequoia Capital and Technology Crossover Ventures.
Essential Functions
- Work with the VP, Corporate Development and other internal clients to develop and prioritize investment themes.
- Perform industry research to highlight opportunities within eHarmony’s existing businesses or identify promising new verticals.
- Conduct analyses to build a pipeline of target companies within using syndicated research, competitive intelligence, company relationships, primary research and a proprietary screening methodology.
- Develop detailed financial models and valuation scenarios for potential transactions.
- Create recommendations and document conclusions for communications within eHarmony.
- Participate in all phases of the acquisition process post-target identification: negotiations, documentation, due diligence, closing and integration.
Job Qualifications
- 1 – 3 years at a leading consulting firm, investment bank, corporate development team or private equity/venture capital firm.
- Excellent interpersonal skills, including working externally and at all levels internally. Team player.
- Track record of working on complex analyses within minimal supervision.
- Deep experience working with Microsoft Excel, Powerpoint.
- Highly skilled in research, analysis, modeling and presentations development.
- Passion for online services.
- Bachelor’s degree from a top college or university.
- Previous M&A experience preferred.
Source: monster.com
What would a merger with eHarmony look like?
eHarmony’s systems are grossly incompatible with typical search-and-browse dating sites, if dating sites are what they hope to acquire. The marrying market for the Singles product is thinning out, according to The New York Times. Will they acquire publication properties — extending its subsites eHarmony Advice, eHarmony Parenting and eHarmony Labs? Last February Warren spoke to Reader’s Digest about a career placement site.
It’s fun to think about. What online services do you think will eHarmony acquire?
Read our guess “Businesses We’d Like eHarmony to Venture Into”.

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