What a lucky couple, Nicole and Jason «Last Name Withheld» — they found their life partner through eHarmony before the website crashed.
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Do you guys notice that the message contradicts itself? Did the site overload, or is the site doing system maintenance? Try again later, people.
And, Harry, would you stop clicking the Find New Matches link every minute … and forever ogling at the photos of matches who closed you out? That’s creepy. How can they send all of those emails when you’re overloading the site. We’re paying, too, you know.
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