eHarmony’s Membership Renewal Notice

It’s four days before my account expires, so I swear I know I have this email coming:

Dear eHarmony Blog,

I think I know why you came to eHarmony. You want a life long partner, a soul mate if you will, someone who will be your closest friend, your most trusted ally, someone with whom you can share every happy and difficult experience of your life for as long as you live. And I can’t tell you how much I want this for you too. In fact, I am committed to work tirelessly until you find the very person you want, the person of your dreams.

But I need for you to hang in there with us. Soon your eHarmony membership will automatically renew for one month, and I’m writing to make sure you stay the course. This adventure of finding your soul mate sometimes takes longer than you think, but is it ever worth the wait! In fact, what I want to tell you is that your chances are becoming more and more positive. Every single day, well over 10,000 people join eHarmony and these are serious people who are looking for the same thing you are.

I’m confident that, if you stay with us, we have a good chance of helping you find the right person for you.

I am literally overwhelmed by the number of people who are reporting their engagements and marriages to us. Nearly every day we hear about several new soul mate relationships. I want one of these reports to involve you — and hopefully, in the very near future.

However long it takes, let’s make this careful, sophisticated, and precise new matching program work for you. Don’t stop working at it until you, and we, are successful. I literally cannot imagine any program that could offer anything like the probability for success that this program offers you.

I am pulling for you with everything I have.

My warmest personal wishes,

Dr. Neil Clark Warren
Founder, eHarmony.com

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Comments 1

  1. NMP wrote:

    TO CANCEL CALL 1-800-648-9548

    IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL RENEWAL NOTIFICATION YOU CAN CALL, WITHIN 24-HOURS OF YOUR RENEWAL BEING PROCESSED, AND GET A REFUND.

    Posted 22 Apr 2008 at 9:45 am

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