THINGS MEN SAY: My good blog/twitter friend Ronda just signed up for my beloved eHarm. I’m so excited for her and at the same time I feel I have so much wisdom to share. I started to write my tips down as a comment to her, and decided to finish them up here for all to enjoy.
So without further ado, I give you my Incredibly Useful and Truthful Tips for Navigating the Waters of eHarmony. Or UITTNWE for short.
Tip #1: Don’t be afraid to close someone out for any reason. Just because you are matched doesn’t mean he isn’t weird. And let’s be honest, we’re all little weird, but some styles of weird aren’t compatible.
Tip #2: If they don’t have a picture, they are probably married… or cheap. Either way just close him. You can give him a couple days to put up a picture, but it rarely happens.
Tip #3: If they don’t respond to communication they probably haven’t paid for the service. That means you either wait for a free weekend and hope they communicate with every match they have or you just close them. Cheap bastards!
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