Before the zombies came and took over, there was eArrmony, which started in May 2008.
Don’t ye forget t’ click “Crew” an’ check ou’ th’ drop-downs, arr!
eHarmony Blog be friendly t’ shipmates, but Davy Jones needs t’ turn Javascript off!
Ahoy ya lily-livered swabbie, wi’in one hour after we published this, 38 swashbucklers from th’ eHarmony offices visited th’ scallywaggin’ site! Who says that th’ scumbags dasn’t read what we be sayin’ ’round ‘ere?
Twas a hit wi’ th’ mateys. After 24 hours, 121 landlubbers from th’ eHarmony ships came forthst th’ swogglin’ website. Avast, those ships only carry 250 swabbly employees, mate.
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